VEGAS 2007

Friday:
I worked a half a day and then headed home to go to Vegas. Finish packing and errands before going to the airport which is only 10 minutes from home. We missed the tailgate party with working. L We flew to Vegas and found our way to Planet Hollywood where we stayed in a room looking over the strip. My wife got plane sick and we spent a little time in the room waiting for her to recover. From there we went to the brew pub in the Monte Carlo where the night’s party began with an FAC. I bought some Nachos and a big tower of Beer. My glass never ran dry there for 2 hours. We then went to the Craps table where I ordered beers 2 at a time for a couple of hours. Down $130 with my last $10 I converted to the black side and started betting against the people at the table. When I left most people had lost and I had recovered my money and was up $6. J Off to a bar called Diablos where more drinking, dancing, grinding in the isles, good music ensured. I even talked to women in our group that are normally very quiet and reserved which was a great chance to get to know them better. Travles then headed to Excaliblur where I was sitting on the side of the room, almost passed out. Then a gal beside me began asking me questions and I was talking to her when my wife, which I barely saw most of the night except across the room came and said your all alone here the group is moving. I got up and followed and we headed for home it was 4am. I think I pretty much passed out in the bed.

Saturday:
I ended up praying to the porcelain god in the morning. After a while I made it to the pool with the group where we hung out in the sun and everyone was having beers but me. They offered though. I had to get ready for the night as this is the night we ate at Binion’s steakhouse. The best food, atmosphere and group of friends someone can ask for. We ended that night with more craps table action and some dancing back at Planet Hollywood. Back to room around 3am.

Sunday:
Sunday we again got up early and went to breakfast at this Mexican place that is awesome for a cheap breakfast. We messed up and were there to late and with all the activities I didn’t get my football wagers made on time. So in an attempt to make sure I bet I entered a couple anyway. I lost on 1 and won on the other basically covering my bet to break even. We then traveled off the strip and gambled with some locals that again showed how fun it is to get away from the tourist and hang with locals. They are comically the best entertainment. The wife even gambled on craps here and ended up a winner. J We ended that with watching some football with friends that lost over $1200 in football bets collectively. We had dinner at the Madalay Bay and over paid the waiter $10 on our group bill. So we took our $10 and put it on the Hard way bets on Craps and won $40. Woohoo winners leaving Mandalay. We ended the night again at Planet Hollywood around 3 am.

Monday:
We Flew home with the group and crashed for the night.

SEX POOL:
Okay the whole reason your reading all this wondering. Here are the rules.
1) Have to have a big group to play it with.
2) Couples can participate or not participate.
3) All couples travel at different times so each couples time starts at security on flight in and flight out. This allows for mile high memberships.
4) Every couple pays $5 to participate and guesses a number of how many times the group as a whole will have sex. Each person gets a guess so both my wife and I chose our own numbers.
5) Last year’s number was 43. I choose 47 for this year.
6) Then at the end of each couples trip they put $1 in a group envelope for each time they had sex.
7) When all couples have been marked off the front of the envelope that they have paid, coupld be $0 could be $10. Then the dollar bills are counted. However many dollars are in the envelope is the collective times the group that participated had sex.
This year’s winner with a guess of 63 hit it right on the nose. She took home from the sex pool $143. She is also the winner from last year and we have already decided she will be in a shirt labeled Sex Pool goddess for next year. That should get her some looks and talking when in the casinos.